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the fabled @mikechamp97 vs @hoyetly blind ootmm grudge match! which noob comes out on top? sunday sunday sunday! be there be there be there!
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
49пик27средн.
calling all units. there has been a breach in the gourd zone. all units deploy immediately, and bring your best talkies for the best walkies
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
24пик17средн.
bits *and* bops? you couldn't pick one & now you're taking all of both? what's next, having *all* of monica in your life? you're greedy, lou
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
16пик11средн.
alright linebeck, chop chop! there are agarthan megaliths we need to uncover asap, so lets get this contractual moon visit over with quick
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
28пик19средн.
its like groundhog day, except sometimes you wake up a foot shorter and have to play robotron to get through it... which seems on purpose
NieR: Automata
17пик13средн.
moping? outlawed. skies? sufficiently blotted. flame? endless. the conditions to make a stream series less watched than hades 2? complete
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
17пик13средн.
alright you rascally fairies, everyone can make a good first impression but this is your real test. impress me or i'm taking a boat to dagda
Donkey Kong 64
27пик21средн.
learning the difference between man and machine and android and robot. maybe even the difference between virtuous contract & any other sword
NieR: Automata
17пик13средн.
unleashing all the dungeon fairies, which is ultimately insignificant since my only mm dungeon(s) will be foolish and skippable anyway
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
22пик16средн.
wow what a very good and not at all unsatisfying sleep i had this week, i sure do hope i can use this energy to... yall, where's my energy?
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
26пик20средн.
sadly my sleep-deprived brain is setting the pace for this series; will i actually engage with robot philosophics or will i stare at robot a
NieR: Automata
12пик9средн.
sometimes you have to start a process thinking it'll take 20 minutes, spend 90 instead, and decide the crunchy visuals wasn't worth anything
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
37пик26средн.
it says here that you're trying to "manifest a jet" and yet your dungeons are still skulled and your runways are not cleared to accept a 737
Shadow the Hedgehog
33пик21средн.
it sucks he won't use a gun now, he probably won't even hold one, but can i get shadow just in-frame with a gun at the same time? its vital
Sonic X Shadow Generations
19пик14средн.
well gang, we realized our goals & actualized them; saw it to the end regardless. we can finally remove this shock collar now, right? right?
Slay the Spire II
27пик20средн.
go touch that dial (in 9 hours)! tune in to an unforgettable dk64 broadcast (not here)! featuring your favourite stooge (all of them)!
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
29пик19средн.
one must imagine wario happy; for each rung of that ladder forms a world, the struggle itself up the ladder is enough to fill a man's greed
Slay the Spire II
18пик12средн.
utilizing barbaric pavlovian conditioning to make a single change to my habits because i am not a developed human and am instead a feral ape
Donkey Kong 64
39пик24средн.
sometimes the brightest hopes come from the most unfortunate places. for example, retroarch might have the best n64 emu analogue controls :(
Banjo-Tooie
27пик19средн.
distorting the "first playthrough -> rando" pipeline by playing rando first, forgetting the game for 2 years, and then doing the first play
Wario Land 3
21пик19средн.
a breadth of alphabet at our disposal, we ponder whether we are worthy of such a range of instruments that embellish our thought-simple midi
Big Walk
27пик16средн.
on the one hand, i only made it up to the letter g. but on the other, considering the series in a-f, it feels like nothing ever happens
Bombanana!
26пик21средн.
dismantling a false monarch through the long-lost-but-still-effective art of "whacking them fourteen consecutive times with a blunt object"
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
22пик15средн.
a portal opens. on the other side: a familiar face, and yet so foreign. they move just as you would expect, but something's off. proceed?
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
47пик28средн.
recapitating the spiders in the hopes it undoes the unforeseen curse that infantilized all of my progression and i get to have fun again
Banjo-Tooie
26пик20средн.
there's some pretty tough bugs in the wasp kingdom, but can they match the most powerful bug of all: the flu that wont leave my throat alone
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
20пик14средн.
we hope that one day this stream will make like a californian city and be lozenge-less, but until then they must defend us from horf & corf
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
32пик25средн.
much like how a corpse is well-dressed to remind the funeralgoers of better days, my flowerful attire is to distract from me also being dead
Banjo-Tooie
36пик22средн.
the teacher returns from his vacation, wheeling in a crt. he puts on an episode of cranky the science kong, slumps into his chair, & snores
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
60пик29средн.
if your friends jumped off a cliff would you follow? what about wear a badge that poisoned them? would you do that? for extra defense? maybe
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
20пик13средн.
the one in which the streamer is faced with the unfortunacy of having to wait for features after so soon taking matters into his own hands
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
58пик28средн.
when life gives you lemons, ask what the lemons does for you in logic? everyone makes lemonade, but can they be used to open llama temple?
Banjo-Tooie
58пик22средн.
beauty is in the eye of the beeholder, but what about the beecontroller? must i hold the controlled bee instead to see the world as they do?
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
22пик15средн.
as per hoa (head owners association) guidelines, i must regularly mow my brain. cant have too many wrinkles, it lowers their property values
Banjo-Tooie
23пик17средн.
tearing the ground asunder i unleash from its depths a great evil, a staple of its time now known only by the first of its acronym: simple
Banjo-Tooie
23пик17средн.
three fivers to my left, one fiver to my right. and here i am stuck in the off-center with you, missing my inputs and leaving you hanging
Rhythm Heaven Groove
20пик13средн.
captain, oh captain! we never knew how wrong we were! would you please return us to your mutoh's temple to restore multiworld order? "no."
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
30пик16средн.
we can rebuild, we have the technology. the capability to make the ap's worst money pit. he will be that pit. better, faster, stronger too
Chibi-Robo!
30пик21средн.
when life gives you pudding, you lower it safely onto the belt. when life gives you evil pudding, you miss your timing and ruin everything
Rhythm Heaven Groove
19пик14средн.
heard they just updated 'watching paint dry'. in between rounds, you can look over at the custom games list and wait for something to appear
Donkey Kong 64
37пик24средн.
swan song for the old sea captain's current bag of tricks before we whip him into shape in hopes we spend less time digging holes out yonder
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
25пик15средн.
check under common household objects for cats. couches? cats love hiding there. fruit bowls? they're very hungry. can-crushing factory? run.
Rhythm Heaven Groove
20пик15средн.
ten feels like a bit much, so what if we just imperceptibly make things worse, until we've worsecrept so far we hit the pure pits of yucky
Donkey Kong 64
54пик29средн.