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PumaPlow

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На Twitch с ноября 2013 г.· 12г 11м
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Jon from PumaPlow. I play games mostly on the PC and Xbox One with the community, and we stream 4 days a week. You can connect with PumaPlow on most popluar Social Media sites using @PumaPlow and at www.pumaplow.com ! Come on out to chat, hangout, and have a great time!

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What do you call a vampire who lives on a farm? Count Cabbage. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
209пик163средн.
When do cows turn into werewolves? During the full mooooooooon. #PlowOn
Moon Sweepers
172пик136средн.
Why did the witch paint her toenails green? So she could hide in the green bean patch. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
148пик125средн.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur on Halloween? A dino-snore! Lets Check out the new DLC and see if we find any dinosaur bones #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
173пик136средн.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur on Halloween? A dino-snore! Lets Check out the new DLC and see if we find any dinosaur bones #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
10пик10средн.
Why did the skeleton buy a submersible pump for Halloween? Because he had a bone to pick with standing water! #PlowOn
DrainSim
118пик98средн.
Farmer Jon carved a pumpkin so cursed the tractor refused to start until someone apologized to it. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
187пик143средн.
The taxi picked up a passenger who vanished halfway through the ride. The meter kept going. It’s now at $4,392. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
112пик90средн.
Why don’t mummies take time off work? They’re afraid to unwind like yarn.#PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
141пик113средн.
Why did the monster eat the caboose? The locomotive told him to choo choo. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
106пик74средн.
The cargo ship saw a ghost on deck. Turned out to be a seagull wearing a tiny bedsheet. Still terrifying. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
123пик92средн.
The scarecrow tried to be spooky, but the cows kept walking past saying, “Bro, you’re literally made of sweaters from Goodwill.” #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
165пик135средн.
What did the pumpkin say to the farmer? Pick me! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
140пик103средн.
What happened to the zombie who took the subway? It caught the skull train! #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
125пик125средн.
What's the saddest form of transportation? A moped. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
135пик93средн.
Subways run on loops that weren’t built. Riders swear they see their own future selves sitting across from them. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
133пик94средн.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
177пик130средн.
The bus refused to run after sunset. Said it keeps hearing someone ring the bell from the roof. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
145пик109средн.
Why did the stagecoach driver get a ticket in 1850? He was caught drag racing a pair of runaway oxen. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
136пик97средн.
Why did the 1850 steam locomotive go to therapy? It had too much track anxiety and kept blowing its top. #PlowOn
Transport Fever 3
152пик110средн.
How do you know a train loves you? It never leaves you at the station. #PlowOn
RAILROADS Online!
94пик78средн.
Spinach really knows how to leaf an impression. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
169пик133средн.
I’m not “train-ing” to be funny; it just comes naturally. #PlowOn
RAILROADS Online!
99пик78средн.
What did the bald goat say when he looked in the mirror? “I wish I had mohair!” #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
126пик100средн.
These jokes will surely peas your audience. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
140пик103средн.
The train chef is excellent; he’s always cooking up something on the “right track.” #PlowOn
RAILROADS Online!
112пик88средн.
What do you call a horse who lives next door? Neighbor! Or in Jon’s Case a Donkey! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
173пик137средн.
A cargo train caught fire and started delivering “hot deals” to every station. Marketing loved it. Insurance did not. #PlowOn
Firefighting Simulator: Ignite
89пик81средн.
When is a green bean not a green bean? When you drop it – then it’s a squash. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
121пик117средн.
My constructor tried making a pizza. It produced 400 crusts and no toppings. Classic spaghetti‑belt moment. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
90пик74средн.
Where did the goat go to get his hair trimmed? The baaaa-ber #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
125пик103средн.
Sowing the seeds of laughter with each pea joke. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
139пик107средн.
Your conveyor belt caught fire, sped up to 600%, and yeeted flaming iron plates across the map like patriotic shrapnel. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
90пик75средн.
Who were the two best horse thieves in the world? Bonnie and Clydesdale! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
183пик143средн.
Hyper tube pizza delivery: because sometimes you want your dinner launched at Mach 3. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
88пик75средн.
Why did the chili get promoted? It had a burning desire to succeed! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
139пик91средн.
Why were the two green bean plants so close? They had deep roots. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
137пик112средн.
I added one more machine to the grid and the whole factory screamed like a dial‑up modem. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
88пик75средн.
How do spinach plants maintain order in the garden? They weed out unnecessary drama and ask troublemakers to leaf. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
198пик156средн.
What can you look at if you want to see a goat’s family tree? A goat of arms. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
161пик111средн.
Peas stop with the terrible jokes, they’re too funny! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
168пик117средн.
My truck station keeps sending trucks in circles. It’s basically NASCAR with cargo. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
91пик78средн.
Have you ever heard of the band Foals? They have a colt following. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
190пик146средн.
The biomass burner ate my lunch. Said it was “organic fuel.” #PlowOn
Pizza House Simulator
105пик82средн.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
150пик112средн.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
149пик107средн.
Conveyor lift jammed, so the items started a polite single‑file queue. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
78пик65средн.
Hyper tubes: because sometimes you want to travel by being violently yeeted. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
86пик74средн.
How does a chili make decisions? With a lot of thought and heat! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
153пик112средн.
What’s black, white, green and waddles? A penguin carrying green beans. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
150пик107средн.
Your coal generator burst into flames, declared itself “a solar plant now,” and demanded sunglasses. #PlowOn
Firefighting Simulator: Ignite
97пик74средн.
The sheep tried to join NASCAR. Failed inspection because it kept replacing the tires with “soft, comforting wool.” #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
175пик145средн.
The assembler said the belts were “running smoothly.” The belts disagreed and immediately formed a union. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
97пик76средн.
What did one egg say to the other egg? Let’s get cracking! #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
136пик101средн.
Why did the spinach go to his room? He wanted everyone to leaf him alone. #PlowOn
Farming Simulator 25
135пик107средн.
What do they do at the teddy bear factory? Stuff. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
87пик70средн.
HI. #PlowOn
Satisfactory
91пик68средн.
Jon's Power factory burnt down Now his business is on Generator #PlowOn
Satisfactory
98пик81средн.
Which artist do goats love the most? Vincent Van Goat. #PlowOn !map
Farming Simulator 25
195пик140средн.
A fire started in your assembler. The assembler calmly crafted another fire and merged them into a Mk2 blaze. #PlowOn
Firefighting Simulator: Ignite
102пик78средн.