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BlazingDon

BlazingDon

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Joined Mar 2021· 5y 8m
About BlazingDon

Chaos with class. Skill with style. 🔥Welcome to the BlazingDon Experience — where clutch plays, chill vibes, and pure energy collide. We don’t play with fire… we are the fire. Stay lit. Stay locked. Stay Blazing.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
ROB RUN
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I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice.
ROB RUN
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Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the heck is wrong with you.
ROB RUN
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Why must I prove I'm me if I'm calling to pay my bill? If strangers call to pay my bills, then let them, you idiots!
ROB RUN
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If there's one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it's... "Goonies never say die!"
Fortnite
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If there's one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it's... "Goonies never say die!"
Fortnite
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It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick.
Fortnite
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My life is based on a true story. Unfortunately, the writers are unsupervised.
Fortnite
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Happy Halloween! The real horror is my gameplay. 🎃
Gray Zone Warfare
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Sometimes I think I`m pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air.
Fortnite
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They should make a "How It's Made" episode on how "How It's Made" is made.
Gray Zone Warfare
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Went to Walmart yesterday and bought a new toilet brush. Going back to paper — much gentler on the Netherlands.
WARDOGS
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That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
Gray Zone Warfare
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
Gray Zone Warfare
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I hope my last words aren't "What does this thing do?"
Gray Zone Warfare
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My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses.
Gray Zone Warfare
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My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses.
Gray Zone Warfare
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How about a cooking show called "Cookin Crap in the Microwave".
Gray Zone Warfare
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The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can't.
Fortnite
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Stop procrastinating. Join Hokey Pokey Anonymous today and turn that life around!
ARC Raiders
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You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
Fortnite
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I'm what you would call "indoorsy"
Fortnite
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First world problems: I couldn't hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.
ARC Raiders
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
ARC Raiders
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If I drop my food on a plane and we cross a time zone, does the 5 second rule get an extra hour?
ARC Raiders
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Sometimes I think I'm pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air.
ARC Raiders
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I demand a recount." – Me, in a nugget dispute at McDonald's.
ARC Raiders
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Shadow: When light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.
Fortnite
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My life is based on a true story.
Fortnite
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When I go through an automated car wash I close my eyes, because it's easier to pretend I'm in a car that way.
Fortnite
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Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
Fortnite
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Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted!
Fortnite
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Hurricanes, Fires, Tiger running loose... Whoever is playing Jumanji needs to wrap it up.
Fortnite
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Dodgeball, but with random people who don't know that they are playing..............
Fortnite
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How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
Fortnite
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I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here.
CAIRN
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Velcro, what a rip-off!
CAIRN
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Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo.
CAIRN
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I had a terrible dream about mufflers and now I'm exhausted.
Fortnite
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“Wow! That butterfly’s gonna be HUGE!” — First person to find a mummy
Fortnite
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If a ventriloquist gets hiccups, does the dummy get blamed?
Fortnite
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My friend won a trip to China. He's out there now... trying to win a trip back.
CAIRN
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Fortnite
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Fortnite
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I've always wondered if film directors wake up screaming "CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares.
Fortnite
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Screw it, just add another blade." -Gillette marketing concepts.
Sand: Raiders Of Sophie
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Probably still mirrors.
Fortnite
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Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
Fortnite
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Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
Fortnite
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I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it?
Fortnite
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According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
Fortnite
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I'm so lonely that my cat owns a cat.
Fortnite
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I don't have issues... I AM an issue
Fortnite
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What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
Fortnite
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My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Fortnite
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My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Fortnite
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First world problems: I couldn't hear the TV so I had to stop eating chips.
Fortnite
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There are plenty of fish in the sea ...That's cool and all....but I'm a human.
Fortnite
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
Grounded 2
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Why does this membership application to the YMCA not have 'The Village People' as an option for 'How did you hear about us?
Grounded 2
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