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drunkenmasterdemo

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Joined Dec 2013· 12y 11m
About drunkenmasterdemo

am stupid lol

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Yo granny survived WW2 but couldn't survive falling down the stairs and broke her back like a lego set
Just Chatting
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Rolled the dice, now I got Jupiter beads up my ahh Ft. @DragonLani96 @Zodils @Joshelfc @DwagonwagonX
Jump Space
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Please don't use your knuckles to play patty cake with your partners prostate
Just Chatting
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Yo momma didn't breastfeed you only for you to be a pusc Ft. @Zodils @dwagonwagonx
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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Yo grandma is more ran through than a barn door at a Kentucky Derby Ft. @Flavormoon @tedboiahoy
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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Rocket League
Unmourned
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apparently clinching during a prostate exam and saying "got your finger" is not appropriate Ft. @tedboiahoy
SILENT HILL: townfall
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They call me Mr. Fantastic the way she stretch my 4skin Ft. @zodils
Rocket League
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Ate yo momma from the back and she taste like quarters Ft. @tedboiahoy
SILENT HILL: townfall
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Dating a single mom is like continuing someone else's saved game Ft. @zodils
Rocket League
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Cinderella took off a shoe and found true love, you took off all your clothes and couldn't get a text back Ft. @tedboiahoy
SILENT HILL: townfall
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I can't believe Mai Shiranui and I both Eiffel Tower'd @Zodils with devious backshots
Unmourned
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These boss health bars juicier than a soccer moms yoga pants after watching Magic Mike Ft. @reoaninn
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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Kunta Kinte never promised Filipino rights and that's why Zodils is so upsetty spaghetti Ft. @tedboiahoy
SILENT HILL: townfall
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Kunta Kinte never promised Filipino rights and that's why Zodils is so upsetty spaghetti Ft. @tedboiahoy
SILENT HILL: townfall
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These tornadoes still couldn't suck my off better than the president Ft. @DragonLani96 @Zodils
Lethal Company
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Larry Davis is really gonna watch us shove our Richard up the Tedussy in Phas, that's wild Ft. @DragonLani96 @zodils
Phasmophobia
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wifey beat my ahh cuz I nut'd when she told me to but she didn't say Simon Says Ft. @TedBoiAhoy
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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to make a long fuggin story short, I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my as- Ft. @DragonLani96 @Zodils @dwagonwagonx @joshelfc
Jump Space
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Kanye tried beating it to pikmin content and it just ended up looking like a bloodborne scene Ft. @tedboiahoy
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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@Zodils is the type of Canadian to jingle his house keys in front of a homeless man and walk off
Slay the Princess: The Pristine Cut
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@Zodils is the type of Canadian to jingle his house keys in front of a homeless man and walk off
Slay the Princess: The Pristine Cut
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I'd honestly enroll into Hogwarts just to let Malfoid shove a pigeon up my culo Ft. @Miku_Music @flavormoon @zodils
Rocket League
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Someone check me into the a Silent Hill hospital so a nurse can just rip me apart, I would thank her for it
SILENT HILL: townfall
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Ya'll think lesbians look at girls with fat fingers and say "damn she packin heat"? Ft. Zodils
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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Milgoon really said "Wendy's nuts hit the back of yo hairline" to Lebron and he immediately got traded to the 76ers Ft. @flavormoon
Just Chatting
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Heihachi deployed white phosphorous on a Carnival sponsored by Kazuya and everyone thought it was the IDF Ft. @flavormoon
Just Chatting
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crackin DaVinci's code I put my dih on the art, I'm in girls ear like a seal goin ARF ARF
Project Zomboid
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I'm tired of Fall not feeling like Fall and ready to fall off a cliff if this isn't fixed soon
Just Chatting
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Elon really must love bendin over for the White House since he's got analbeads the size of Hulks fists in his guts Ft. @dragonlani96 @Zodils
Project Zomboid
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Bill Gates actually Edged so hard he turned MicroSoft into MacroHard.... with Edge
Just Chatting
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They call me Lightyear the way I make her punani buzz
Just Chatting
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We knew Leon was homosexual give that he has jpegs of barackobama on his computer but didn't think it was THAT bad Ft. @Miku_Music
Rocket League
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Neil Degrasse-Tyson gave birth to Jiggle Physics from his booty, shoutouts to Ft. @zodils
Project Zomboid
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What do my stream and yo girls period got in common? We both late
Rocket League
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He wanna lick my 9/11 my ratatatataaaaa got him goin crazy for that punanananaaaaa~ |TIER LIST TIME|
Just Chatting
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Kikwi?? More like Cukwi Ft. @gabriel_va
Special Events
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t̵̻̞h̷̖̯ë̶̢͕y̴̱͛'̶̘̗r̶̯͓ẹ̶̢͔ ̶͚̒ḩ̴̬̭e̶̮̚r̴̢̤ę̷̖͎
Project Zomboid
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t̵̻̞h̷̖̯ë̶̢͕y̴̱͛'̶̘̗r̶̯͓ẹ̶̢͔ ̶͚̒ḩ̴̬̭e̶̮̚r̴̢̤ę̷̖͎
Project Zomboid
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t̵̻̞h̷̖̯ë̶̢͕y̴̱͛'̶̘̗r̶̯͓ẹ̶̢͔ ̶͚̒ḩ̴̬̭e̶̮̚r̴̢̤ę̷̖͎
Project Zomboid
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Ȋ̸͕̗'̴͙̬m̴̛̤ ̴̛̗ĩ̶̮̖n̴̗͒ ̵̨̲y̵̛̟o̶̪̗u̵͙̱ŗ̸̈́ ̷̦͖w̶̜̓à̸͎̈l̶̟͓ḷ̶̩̱s̵̨͎
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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Not now kitten, daddy has to be disappointed in Sony since they wanna be dickles- I mean discless
Just Chatting
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Not now kitten, daddy has to be disappointed in Sony since they wanna be dickles- I mean discless
Just Chatting
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EMERGENCY FUNDRAISING STREAM! My dog really needs to go to the vet and that bill ain't no joke, PLEASE HELP IF ABLE! D;
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
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Stop respecting Baby Boomers, I'm actually so dead serious right now Ft. @DragonLani96 @Zodils
Project Zomboid
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Rosey thinks she has the IQ of the Zodiac Killer but she ain't even got enough braincells to load a blicky Ft. @DragonLani96 @zodils
Project Zomboid
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Rosey thinks she has the IQ of the Zodiac Killer but she ain't even got enough braincells to load a blicky Ft. @DragonLani96 @zodils
Project Zomboid
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|I'M SICK| Eating Khloe Kardashian's ass like I'm dying from hunger and there's a second chance in there Ft. @DragonLani96 @zodils
Project Zomboid
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|I'M SICK| Eating Khloe Kardashian's ass like I'm dying from hunger and there's a second chance in there Ft. @DragonLani96 @zodils
Project Zomboid
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Showed up to work after taking two viagra (my boss wanted hard workers) Ft. @tedboiahoy
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
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Spice isn't your little Jalapeno femboy, you could never handle that @tedboiahoy
Zenless Zone Zero
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Burning out my Cigarettes on TedBoi because Clara_Nyx thought doing Art Theft was actually a good thing
Project Zomboid
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Lost my v-card to an autistic chick, I wanted my first time to be special |MODS & VIP welcome to join VC|
Zenless Zone Zero
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I don't need to get in touch with my inner child, that dude's been touched enough as it is Ft. @Flavormoon @tedboiahoy
Just Chatting
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Officer, just because I drowned a fl*sh light in my custom Denny's Syrup doesn't mean your flock camera caught me in the act Ft. @tedboiahoy
Stellar Blade
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Made @flavormoon squirtle so hard shoving pokeballs up his culo, he cried for a chastity belt while @dragonlani96 and @tv_static watched
Project Zomboid
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50 Shades of Grey would clutch their pearls the way I be eating Tedanyahu's taco, homie got the arby's roast beef set
Project Zomboid
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Ted was absolutely shocked how far I could shove a pumpkin up his chocolate starfish
Project Zomboid
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Finna turn Benjamin Fentanyahu-san into my little discord kitten and show him the might of the shogunate dong |Ft. @tedboiahoy|
Zenless Zone Zero
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Some of these zombies kinda thicc, lookin seductive type shi, @Zodils giving them backshots type shi, nonstop like a rabbit type shi
Project Zomboid
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