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JXJacob

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Joined Jul 2012· 14y 4m
About JXJacob

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JXJacob VODs43latest broadcasts first
the fabled @mikechamp97 vs @hoyetly blind ootmm grudge match! which noob comes out on top? sunday sunday sunday! be there be there be there!
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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calling all units. there has been a breach in the gourd zone. all units deploy immediately, and bring your best talkies for the best walkies
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
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bits *and* bops? you couldn't pick one & now you're taking all of both? what's next, having *all* of monica in your life? you're greedy, lou
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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alright linebeck, chop chop! there are agarthan megaliths we need to uncover asap, so lets get this contractual moon visit over with quick
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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its like groundhog day, except sometimes you wake up a foot shorter and have to play robotron to get through it... which seems on purpose
NieR: Automata
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moping? outlawed. skies? sufficiently blotted. flame? endless. the conditions to make a stream series less watched than hades 2? complete
Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave
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alright you rascally fairies, everyone can make a good first impression but this is your real test. impress me or i'm taking a boat to dagda
Donkey Kong 64
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learning the difference between man and machine and android and robot. maybe even the difference between virtuous contract & any other sword
NieR: Automata
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unleashing all the dungeon fairies, which is ultimately insignificant since my only mm dungeon(s) will be foolish and skippable anyway
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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wow what a very good and not at all unsatisfying sleep i had this week, i sure do hope i can use this energy to... yall, where's my energy?
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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sadly my sleep-deprived brain is setting the pace for this series; will i actually engage with robot philosophics or will i stare at robot a
NieR: Automata
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sometimes you have to start a process thinking it'll take 20 minutes, spend 90 instead, and decide the crunchy visuals wasn't worth anything
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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it says here that you're trying to "manifest a jet" and yet your dungeons are still skulled and your runways are not cleared to accept a 737
Shadow the Hedgehog
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it sucks he won't use a gun now, he probably won't even hold one, but can i get shadow just in-frame with a gun at the same time? its vital
Sonic X Shadow Generations
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well gang, we realized our goals & actualized them; saw it to the end regardless. we can finally remove this shock collar now, right? right?
Slay the Spire II
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go touch that dial (in 9 hours)! tune in to an unforgettable dk64 broadcast (not here)! featuring your favourite stooge (all of them)!
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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one must imagine wario happy; for each rung of that ladder forms a world, the struggle itself up the ladder is enough to fill a man's greed
Slay the Spire II
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utilizing barbaric pavlovian conditioning to make a single change to my habits because i am not a developed human and am instead a feral ape
Donkey Kong 64
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sometimes the brightest hopes come from the most unfortunate places. for example, retroarch might have the best n64 emu analogue controls :(
Banjo-Tooie
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distorting the "first playthrough -> rando" pipeline by playing rando first, forgetting the game for 2 years, and then doing the first play
Wario Land 3
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a breadth of alphabet at our disposal, we ponder whether we are worthy of such a range of instruments that embellish our thought-simple midi
Big Walk
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on the one hand, i only made it up to the letter g. but on the other, considering the series in a-f, it feels like nothing ever happens
Bombanana!
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dismantling a false monarch through the long-lost-but-still-effective art of "whacking them fourteen consecutive times with a blunt object"
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
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a portal opens. on the other side: a familiar face, and yet so foreign. they move just as you would expect, but something's off. proceed?
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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recapitating the spiders in the hopes it undoes the unforeseen curse that infantilized all of my progression and i get to have fun again
Banjo-Tooie
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there's some pretty tough bugs in the wasp kingdom, but can they match the most powerful bug of all: the flu that wont leave my throat alone
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
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we hope that one day this stream will make like a californian city and be lozenge-less, but until then they must defend us from horf & corf
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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much like how a corpse is well-dressed to remind the funeralgoers of better days, my flowerful attire is to distract from me also being dead
Banjo-Tooie
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the teacher returns from his vacation, wheeling in a crt. he puts on an episode of cranky the science kong, slumps into his chair, & snores
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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if your friends jumped off a cliff would you follow? what about wear a badge that poisoned them? would you do that? for extra defense? maybe
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
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the one in which the streamer is faced with the unfortunacy of having to wait for features after so soon taking matters into his own hands
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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when life gives you lemons, ask what the lemons does for you in logic? everyone makes lemonade, but can they be used to open llama temple?
Banjo-Tooie
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beauty is in the eye of the beeholder, but what about the beecontroller? must i hold the controlled bee instead to see the world as they do?
Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling
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as per hoa (head owners association) guidelines, i must regularly mow my brain. cant have too many wrinkles, it lowers their property values
Banjo-Tooie
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tearing the ground asunder i unleash from its depths a great evil, a staple of its time now known only by the first of its acronym: simple
Banjo-Tooie
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three fivers to my left, one fiver to my right. and here i am stuck in the off-center with you, missing my inputs and leaving you hanging
Rhythm Heaven Groove
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captain, oh captain! we never knew how wrong we were! would you please return us to your mutoh's temple to restore multiworld order? "no."
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
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we can rebuild, we have the technology. the capability to make the ap's worst money pit. he will be that pit. better, faster, stronger too
Chibi-Robo!
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when life gives you pudding, you lower it safely onto the belt. when life gives you evil pudding, you miss your timing and ruin everything
Rhythm Heaven Groove
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heard they just updated 'watching paint dry'. in between rounds, you can look over at the custom games list and wait for something to appear
Donkey Kong 64
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swan song for the old sea captain's current bag of tricks before we whip him into shape in hopes we spend less time digging holes out yonder
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
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check under common household objects for cats. couches? cats love hiding there. fruit bowls? they're very hungry. can-crushing factory? run.
Rhythm Heaven Groove
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ten feels like a bit much, so what if we just imperceptibly make things worse, until we've worsecrept so far we hit the pure pits of yucky
Donkey Kong 64
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