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TheAdventuresOfRoo

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twitch.tv/theadventuresofroo
Joined May 2016· 10y 4m
About TheAdventuresOfRoo

You can call me Roo, or call me never... I hate phone calls. Part time variety streamer on an adventure, I may be lost

TheAdventuresOfRoo VODs29latest broadcasts first
Want to hear a job about paper? nevermind it's tearable !goose
DressMaker
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1k followers by Runefest? pausechamp. Back at honeymoons world 510 !goose
Old School RuneScape
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What's made of leather and makes you sneeze? A shoe !goose
Satisfactory
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I have the attention of a goldfish, seriously, it's been watching me for hours Aloe !goose
Old School RuneScape
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When I was a kid we got a dog from a blacksmith, when we got home he made a bolt for the door !goose
Old School RuneScape
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A lumberjack told me he cut down 31,069 trees. I asked how he knew the exact amount. Easy, he kept a log !goose
Old School RuneScape
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To whoever stole my camouflage jacket and my flip-flops... You can hide, but you can't run !goose
Pokémon Scarlet/Violet
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What does a painter do when they are cold? Puts on another coat !goose
Tiny Bookshop
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I started sleeping with a ruler under my pillow, I wanted to see how long I slept !goose
Old School RuneScape
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke? !goose
Old School RuneScape
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A man walks into a bar carrying a large piece of asphalt. He says to the bartender, a beer for me and one for the road !goose
Minecraft
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My teacher once told me I had nothing but twigs for brains… That comment still sticks in my mind !goose
Minecraft
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I grilled a chicken for two hours… Still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road !goose
RuneScape
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water, I was like… well damn !goose
RuneScape
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Someone told me you could watch a solar eclipse through a colander... I tried it and ended up straining my eyes !goose
Minecraft
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☆ First time player ☆ I just started my new job at a door factory. I’m still learning the ins and outs !goose
RuneScape
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☆ First time player ☆ What do you call a rooster staring at a bowl of lettuce? A chicken Caesar salad !goose
RuneScape
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I'm skeptical of anyone who claims they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch !goose
Slay the Spire
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Yesterday I went to an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers !goose
Old School RuneScape
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Everyone keeps talking to me about birds from the future. Honestly, I’m more interested in the heron now !goose
Old School RuneScape
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I told a joke on a zoom meeting at work today. Nobody laughed. Turns out I'm not even remotely funny !goose
Slay the Spire
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You think gas and electric prices are expensive? You should see chimneys, they're through the roof !goose
Old School RuneScape
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I got struck on the head by a clock yesterday... Serves me right for winding it up !goose
Old School RuneScape
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Dragon deez nuts (or something like that) !goose
RuneScape: Dragonwilds
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To the person who stole my place in the queue, I'm after you now !goose
Two Point Hospital
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I've often heard that icy is the easiest word to spell, looking at it now, I see why !goose
Old School RuneScape
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Scared of eating genetically modified fruit? Grow a pear !goose
Old School RuneScape
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Why is "Dick" short for Richard? Genetics !goose
Mewgenics
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I woke up laughing today, I must have slept funny !goose
Mewgenics
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